“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
“I want to wear shorts but sadly i’m only an eel”
(Source: spirits-creeping-in-my-yard)
Miguel crotch slams during his BMA performance.
I’m pretty sure he just broke that girls neck
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
(Source: caerula-mare)
I swear this is the last one
welcome to the punk rock hospital, we dont use anesthesia and our scalpels are rusty because it makes it more hardcore. none of us are liscensed doctors
(Source: imnotlosingsleepimlosingfriends)
Vintage deer specimen preserved at the Grant Museum of Zoology which was founded 1828 in London, England.
(Source: blua)
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
